Duke Nukem Forever – Game Trailer
The ultimate in vaporware has finally arrived and it looks ready to kick all our asses in search of some bubblegum and some hot stripper tail. (if this trailer is anything to go by) After more than thirteen years in development, the game that had become legendary for its ability to simply never ever appear, finally has. Is it even slightly possible for this first person shooter to live up to that much hype? Will the Duke be as fun to play in all the driving sections as he is in the peeing and paying pole dancer sections? God only knows, but 3-d Realms’ baby, now in the hands of 2K is in for some serious scrutiny.
Put on your shades and prepare to step into the boots of Duke Nukem, whose legend has reached epic proportions in the years since his last adventure. The alien hordes are invading and only Duke can save the world. Pig cops, alien shrink rays and enormous alien bosses can’t stop our hero from accomplishing his one and only goal: to save the world, save the babes and to be a bad-ass while doing it. The King arrives with an arsenal of over-the-top weapons, non-stop action, and unprecedented levels of interactivity. This game puts the pedal to the metal and tongue firmly in cheek. Shoot hoops, lift weights, read adult magazines, draw crude messages on whiteboards or ogle the many hot women that occupy Duke’s life – that is if you can pull yourself away long enough from destroying alien invaders. Duke Nukem was and will forever be a gaming icon, and this is his legend.
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