Chipmunks, Fairies and Hockey – Movie Trailers
We’re heading into holiday season and as such folks need to take their kids to the movies to make the long Christmas days a little less painful. On a good day, with a good movie, this will mean that the parents aren’t wanting to claw their eyes out or vomit bile onto the laps of their adoring kiddy-winks. On a bad day the screams may be heard in the next cinema… or the next county.
Here we have a collection of three trailers that caught my eye as the kind of thing that will probably induce a rabid “28 Days Later” kind of rage in most sane folks… as such i just HAD to show them to you all! “Why?!” I hear you cry…. Because I love you all so much.
Ok, so you’re thinking, “that’s fine…its a kids film, its sweet enough… don’t shoot the fairies!!!!” Just you wait!
Now you’re probably starting to hate me now… i know that Dwayne Johnson has fallen a LONG way since the heady days of “Welcome to the Jungle” but surely it can’t get any worse than this right? WRONG.
Jason Lee…. say, would you like a chocolate covered Pretzel? You magnificent douchebag! you have gone from great edgy comedies with social satire and bite, to being the poor schmuck playing the foil to three, NAY SIX, nineteen eighties reject CGI abominations. As a child i loved the chipmunks, i make no bones about it. But as an adult i have (Sorta) put away childish things. Now all i can think of is: “Where did i leave my lawnmower?”
What do you think lovely (Cool) Shite viewer? Which one of these films is most likely to make you want to commit infanticide?
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