In my hurry to win the Tripping the Rift comp, I lost it all….

Six of One played a version of Cat on Red Dwarf…

Best part of the sadly lost commentary….

Q: It is gay not to want fuck BC

Not that I approve of that.

This one’s for all you poo-bandits who want a piece of BC.

I’ll stick with CB thanks.

But to satisfy my true love, I’ll finish up with DR.

I don’t come here every week, putting my job at risk just to hear how fucked up Rattray is… I already know.

You are all doing a great job!

Glad you are liking the cast.

And yes this podcasting thing seems to bring the “best” out in Rattray.

Quinny, you’ve probably already seen this since you’re big on Bruce, but wanted to mention it in case you hadn’t…..might be a good movie for a review some day.

Bubba Ho-Tep - Bruce plays an aged Elvis who turns up in a Texas rest home where everyone thinks he’s a little nutty. He teams up with Ossie Davis who plays a black JFK(he claims the FBI died his skin to get him out of the way), when a mummy starts sucking souls from the old folks arsholes in the old folks home.

Not as over the top as Army of Darkness, but still worth a watch.

http://www.bubbahotep.com/

Cheers

although I wish you hasn’t read out that email… ” my girlfriends an actress blah blah”… I sound like a right tit….

and also she sends out mad props to the fellow actors of the coolshite empire.. quinny…. and… um…chris(?) respect either way

I’m impressed that you sound like a right tit, Tom. If you can ever sound like a left tit then we’ll get you in stereo tits!

Okay, that was lame. I’m ill, go away.

Bubba Ho-Tep rocked my cock.

bubba ho tep sits on my shelf proudly and i look at it fondly occasionally. its a fun little flick. a bit odd in pacing, but fun nonetheless.

i’ve got a hepa of reviews to dump here soon, so that will be fun. but until then i’ll be happy talking back to all you guys.

and XABIAN!!!! MATE!!! well done you do win the trippin the rift comp. she was the cat in the first american pilot of red dwarf. glad they never made it mind you… its shit. i like this, its a fun game methinks i’ll think of fun new games like this whenever… and maybe even try to sort out a prize… hmm. maybe a CD with the red dwarf USA pilot on it for Xabian… will look into that.

now, its only a couple of days til batman begins here…. hmmm. i feel a geek train coming on…

thanks for listening guys. always a pleasure. and i’m amazed henrik, nothing from you this time? i was looking forward to your comments. i always do.

in fact one of the reviews i’m gonna post up soon i really want henriks feedback on… anyhoo.

Q dog goes woof!

oh yeah, and now i’m bald… mmmm sexy bald dog….

While the the cool-shite community certainly has every right to swoon over Tom’s girlfriend, is it a stretch to believe that she actually listens?

I’m sure I could convince Ray (who you met at the uni pub, Q) to do an ident, but there’s no way on earth I could convince her to listen to an entire show — until you start EDITING.

Much as I love the cast, I know I would enjoy it more if it was TIGHTER.

On subject of editing, I give you this bit of dialogue:

- I was staying with these mates, well, people I’d met in a squat, I didn’t meet them in a squat, I moved into a squat *with* them, which was fine… Are you interested? Anyway, there was this guy, and I didn’t really know, well… I suppose… no. Really what happened was… No, rather than confront, I thought…
- Skip to the end?
- So, I’m moving out.
- I see.

It aint til we get paid in hookers and blow that the Shite gets the chop. For now the Shite is as it comes and that’s all there is to that. I dunno if I could stand listening to Bruce whinge about having to edit the content as well as the actual show. That would be unpossible!

I’m not sure about a model on how to edit the content. There are many factors in volved, not just including the lack of time. I have three other ego’s to satisfy and if I give them the chop… well I would hate to think what Chris would call me then.

I give my solemn promise to try keep the convo more movie talk directed.

I mean, if we focus solely on film in our discussion, how does that make us any different from all the other movie-focused (read: dry/dull) podcasts out there? But if we use what we’ve watched as a springboard for a conversation which has the potential to branch off from time to time then that’s pretty interesting. and natural.

I agree there’s got to be a balance but we never claimed to be authorities on all things film-related, we’re just four guys talking shit about shite.

Admittedly this weeks seemed to spend more time off toipic than on but so long as it’s entertaining then I couldn’t give two brass lambs tails in a shitty gnats chuff.

How many times did someone say ‘ Can we get back to Tripping the Rift?’

Henrik, props on the Spaced quote.

Army Of Darkness is cool though not my favourite of the series. It took a very different path to the others. Still fantastically entertaining stuff and quotabley fine.
Bubba Ho Tep was odd but fun. Bruce gave a great performance as The King. The pacing was a little off expecially the first half of the movie being to slow.

I saw the Tripping The Rift short and have seen the title floating about in different search results but never checked it out. I’ll do so soon.

The Hercules thing sounds very funny. I especially liked the clip of the woman crying right at the end of the cast. That had me laughing out loud in the office.
I also found Kung-Pow funny in places. Mostly those were places that didn’t include the Writer/Director/Producer/Star of the thing.

Mostly unrelated tangent. The BBC is currently showing Kath & Kim here. I quite like it and Naomi enjoys it. The references to Melbourne and other Aussie locations mean more to her than me.
My Aussie In-Laws-to-be have sent me a couple of Glen Robbins videos in the past of Russell Coights All Aussie Adventures which are pretty funny too. Also The House Of Bulger - though I suspect a better knowledge of the AFL would add something to that.

I’m still waiting for someone, anyone, to send me a suggestion for next show’s Neverending Story segment. Come on people! I was hoping this segment would spark another avenue of interaction for you all.

In case you might have missed it it’s at the 46:00 minute point in the cast. Listen again and send me your ideas to chris(at)coolshite.net (replace (at) with @).

Carrie Fisher salutes George Lucas…

Bruce, thought you might want to takie a look at this:
http://www.zdnet.com.au/news/communications/0,2000061791,39196953,00.htm

One day, the fact that a product does exactly what its makers claim it does will be the criteria for a ‘business plan’.

Thus spake Xabian, voice of the Zeitgeist and last of the eternal optimists.

i’m sure our review will be along shortly.

Q

Don’t fight me on this… you just don’t wanna go there.