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Don’t F%#K with Taiwan – Commercial

Don’t F%#K with Taiwan – Commercial

Taiwan is now officially the worlds most awesome super power. America, Pfft!  Whatever!  Iraq?  HA! I laugh at you! Even the might of the old USSR could not hav stood up to the unbridled ferocity of the unbelievable awesomeness that is Taiwan. Is it because they have nuclear weapons of mass destruction? LAME!!!! is it because they have a standing army of twenty million bajillions? WHO CARES?!  No amount of weaponry or manpower can withstand Taiwan’s might. Do you know why?

THEY HAVE TRANSFORMERS.

I’m not talking about the toys either, not the tiny little plastic playthings of our youth… oh no.  They have (if this commercial is to believed) a standing army of tanks, jets, and ships capable of turning into giant 50-200 foot tall robots made entirely from kickassium: the toughest metal in the known Universe. Go watch them now!

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I bid you all a fond farewell as this has been my last post for (Cool) Shite on the Tube, i am moving to Taiwan to join the most bad-ass army EVER.  I don’t care how much this commercial cost to make, it’s clearly a drop in the ocean to a country that can afford to employ a giant robot army to keep its borders safe.  Or a country that has been able to create mech-suits of this size and complexity.  So long and thanks for all the fish!

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David Quinn is a writer, artist, film-maker, performer and general all-round-nice-guy who lives and works out of Launceston, Tasmania. He's lived in Tasmania all of his life but is lucky enough to have been to the UK, France, and South Africa in his younger days. He has written short films, co-authored video games, advised on feature scripts and television shows as well as advertising campaigns. He is also a regular performer on both stage and screen. One day he will make his fortune out of all this malarkey. ONE DAY......

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  • Posted: Wednesday, October 7th, 2009
  • Author: Q-Dog
  • Filed Under: Humour,Opinion
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4 Responses to “Don’t F%#K with Taiwan – Commercial”
  1. avatar Bruce Moyle says:

    Truly the best armed forces video ever. Now I am waiting for Michael Bay to sue them.

    October 7, 2009 at 11:32 pm
  2. avatar Ted says:

    why not just have an army of kick arse robots? – no need to spend all that money on transforming RnD

    This clearly doesn’t make sense… ;)

    October 7, 2009 at 11:47 pm
  3. avatar Sabian says:

    Byeeeeeee….. see you when those scary Korean movies send you scurrying for home…

    October 8, 2009 at 2:21 am
  4. avatar sYnthYte says:

    this looks shopped. i can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time

    October 8, 2009 at 6:56 am

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