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Mr. Moyle Survives Another Year

Posted by Chris on July 22nd, 2005

On this very day, some 20something years ago, your personal Jesus, Mr. Bruce Moyle entered this world, kicking and screaming and crying like a baby. Because that’s what he was.

Today, Mr. Moyle cuts an imposing figure in the virgin territory of podcasting. In fact, he cuts virgin figures quite regularly - into park benches, on toilet walls, even on the pavement. His next court hearing for vandalism and public urination is up in the next couple of weeks.

Despite these quirks (some people say they indicate a deeply disturbed individual, others say it’s a sign of genius… only history will be the decider), Mr. Moyle remains a focussed, dedicated individual whose single-minded pursuit of innovation in any endeavour he undertakes will see him become the first person in the world to attempt to circumnavigate the world on a PowerMac G4 laptop, utlising the new “AntiGravity” Dashboard Widget he recently devised from a few lines of code and some Blu-Tac.

We salute you today, Mr. Moyle! May your birthday be a day of further births… of ideas, of inspiration, and most importantly, of uh… mutant zombie babies.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

6 Responses to “Mr. Moyle Survives Another Year”

  1. Q-Dog Says:

    happy day dog! woof woof woof!

  2. RDON Says:

    Well Done now all you need is a rdon to finnish the night off with!

  3. iamsheep Says:

    Happy birthday Bruce!

    may the shite be with you!

    BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

    “I thought DEEP THROAT was a movie about a giraffe”
    - Bob Hope

  4. iamsheep Says:

    PS

    you need to fix your CSS file :P

    someone is using inappropriate floats here!

    BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

  5. Jaitu Says:

    Congrats, Mr. Moyle.

    So, three birthdays now is it?
    That’s four years since I started listening!
    Wow, you guys are, like, the longest running podcast!
    12 years and going strong.

  6. Tom Says:

    a little older… a little wiser….

    never a bad thing big man. hope you had a good one