2012 – Subwoofer Sound-test Trailer
While we are all now acutely aware that the end of the world has been predicted by those asshole Mayans a bunch of years ago, its actually a little known fact that the Lebanese have also tapped exactly the same day (December 21, 2012.) for something even more important.
That day will herald the most awesome sound test that any sub-woofer on the entire planet has ever seen. Roland “I-blow-shit-up-better-than-Bay” Emmerich has thrown his hat into the ring with the stereo loving culture to create an experience which will not be so much a film per se’, but a bowel shifting stereophonic ear rape that threatens to deafen your ancestors.
Here’s the trailer.
Please Note: It is ESSENTIAL that you crank your system’s bass and sub woofer up to bone jellying proportions for this trailer to achieve full effect.
Trailer
To any and all Lebanese readers please do not take this as anything other than a broadly humorous and insensitive generalization about your love of stereos etc.
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Woah! That bass sound at the end, outblasts anything that Bay did in Transformers. And for that, I salute Emmerich. I just hope this doesn't suck as much as 30,000 BC.