Planet Hulk – DVD Competition (Closed)
Winners!
- Destronger
- Chief-CW
Hey All,
Marvel Animation and Lionsgate Pictures have given us two copies of the upcoming Planet Hulk animated film on DVD to give away to USA readers.
HOW TO ENTER
To win, comment below what historical or fictional figure would you like to see Hulk fight in the Coliseum? For each points, how would the match end and who would win.
Entry Conditions
- Open to anyone living in USA (sorry everyone else).
- Make sure you use a real email address in your comments (or create a profile, which would be better)
- Email addresses and postal information will not be given out to anyone.
- We will email you for your post details if you are a winner.
- Competition closed Friday 5th Feb 2010
Trailer
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Bruce Banner walks into a crowded arena the, sun blinds his eyes. Following the recovery of his eye sight mr. Banner sees his aponent, a man with a bandana covering the top half of his face holding a rapier. As if on instinct Bruce Banner sees green and begins to grow increasingly muscular and green. Charging at the masked man the hulk screams in anger. While as the man simply steps to the side and responds “Hello sir green giant i go by the name Roberts, dreaded pirate of the seas, and i do not wish to fight you.
From the smoke gathered behind him do to the damage of the hulk arrived to enormous fists and the yelling of “Hulk smash!”
“Hulk is it?” Quickly dodging again continuing to only hold his sword in defense “You see i was brought here against my will i have no intention of fighting” Rolling away from two punches aimed directly at his face Roberts added “If we could settle this a more diplomatic way i would apriciate it”
“Hulk smash tiny talking man” The green fists smash the ground around Roberts
“‘So be it then” The sword held in his hand made swift work of hulks left arm severing it south of the elbow, and a quick jab at hulks chest ended the fight “I told you i did not wish to fight” Roberts walks over and closes hulks eyes only to be grabbed in the giants remaining hand.
yes i know you only asked for who and how but i felt creative
Hulk would go up against Invisible Woman. However, she would create a little invisible force field ball within Hulk’s trachea and nose-plugs up his nostrils and throw up a force field until the battering stopped and the Jade Giant falls into unconsciousness and reverts back to Bruce Banner.
Doro from Octavia E. Butler’s Patternist series would be Hulk’s, then our, worst nightmare. Much like Azazel in Fallen, he can jump to different people at will, even upon death. Only he’s far more pragmatic in his objectives, if still as ruthless. I could imagine the scenario being that Doro was just reveling in some carnage for an afternoon, but then saw a gem of green hue whose potential could be harnessed towards his plans of world domination. fyi, this particular literary character I’ve developed a seething hatred for, so Banner/Hulk knocking the living fecal matter out of him would be very satisfying. If unlikely . . .
Hulk vs. Silver Surfer
Banner Hulks out, Silver Surfer tries to convince him that peace is the answer.
Hulk smashes Surfer into the ground. Surfer gets mad and grabs Hulk and bends him over his surfboard and spanks him bottom, then reduces him to ash.
Hulk VS Bill Gates
The big green monster lands in Seattle Washington with the whole city going into a panic.He then precedes to hunt down the evil cyber demigod and tracks him down to his private island residence.
Hulk kicks the door off of it’s hinges with obviously very little effort.As he walks through the massive compound looking for the evil genius and dispatching of his henchmen along the way,Hulk gets the feeling that there might be a panic room that Gates might be hiding in.
After some searching around,Hulk comes upon a modest sized bookcase in the back of a roon that appears to be Gate’s main office.
Brimming with anticipation and overflowing with fury,Hulk rips the bookcase off of it’s hinge to discover a thick metal door,that he punches right through to find that Gate’s isn’t there.But what is there is money.A fucking war chest of money that make a grown man chop off his own feet and then eat them with A-1 steak sauce.
Upon seeing more green than if The Hulk himself would look into a mirror,something very strange happens.The suppressed Dr. Bruce Banner fights to regain control of the monster,and ultimately takes back original form.
Banner,astonished at the shear amount of riches that lay before him,is overcome with jubilation and dives right into the pile,claiming it for his own.After a few minutes of rolling around in the dough,a man walks up,completely unnoticed by Banner,and let’s out an eerily calm and quite whisper.He says,
“I told you I’d fucking get you.”
Banner,while on his knees,turns around as best as he can,to find himself on the back end of Bill Gate and a 44 Magnum.
Gates throws Banner a half cocked smirk.In an almost inaudible mutter,Banner’s last words are,
“oh fuck”
BLAM!!!!!!!!
Winner:Bill Gates!
Hulk Vs. Grimlock!
A battle of the minds, no. A battle of pure brawn, yes! Sure, Hulk may be out-sized but this would bring down the house in terms of sheer epic moves.
Grimlock stomping around in dino mode, trying to squish the Hulk. Hulk leaping up to Grimlock’s head, delivering a few good blows while he struggles to get Hulk down from there with his puny arms. Grimlock then changing to robot mode, flaming sword in hand, batting the Hulk around like a green baseball!
Finishing move: Hulk being swallowed by Grimlock only to see him burst out of his chest with several machine parts in hand. Or Grimlock wins: a stunned Hulk is greeted with a massive tail swap from Grimlock, only to send him hurling into space once again!