Something Darkside – The Competition! (Closed)
WINNERS
You can check out their entries in the comments below.
- Matt Dillon
- Trica
- Newf
- Siobhan Paterson
- Dave Coglan
Hey All,
20th Century Fox have given us 5 copies of the uber-cool Family Guy: Something, Something, Something, Dark Side – The Secret Compartment Box to give away (on sale 23 December in Australia).
This Limited Edition Box Set features a highly collectible secret compartment box with Darth Vader Stewie on the front, an exclusive Giant Chicken/Boba Fett T-Shirt and set of Collector Cards inside.
The story of The Empire Strikes Back is retold. Darth Vader (Stewie) is hunting the rebel
Luke Skywalker (Chris) and his troops relentlessly across the galaxy. On the ice planet Hoth, Luke has a vision of his late mentor Obi-Wan Kenobi (Herbert), telling him to go to the Dagobah system to learn the ways of the Force under Jedi Master Yoda (Carl). Meanwhile Princess Leia (Lois) finds herself taking a shine to the scruffy pilot Han Solo (Peter) and, against all odds, the two soon fall in love. But an encounter with Han’s old friend Lando Calrissian (Mort) lands them in the clutches of the Empire. Envisioning this, Luke chooses to forgo his Jedi training to save his friends. It all comes to a head in a climactic confrontation with Darth Vader himself…
The DVD includes the following:

The “Family Guy: Something, Something, Something, Dark Side” standard definition is presented in widescreen with English 5.1 DTS HD Master Audio (Lossless). Over 70 minutes of special features which include:
- Digital Copy
- Audio Commentary with Executive Producers Seth MacFarlane, Mark Hentemann and David A. Goodman, Writer Kirker Butler, Director Dominic Polcino and Actor Seth Green
- Family Guy Fact-ups
- Behind-The-Scenes Featurette – “The Dark Side of Poster Art”
- Animatic Scene – to Scene with commentary by Director, Dominic Polcino
- A sneak peek Table Read of Family Guy: Episode VI: We have a bad feeling about this
HOW TO ENTER
To win, comment below what other film series you would love to see get the Family Guy treatment and for bonus points match up the characters from Family Guy with the roles you would love to see them playing in your film series.
Entry Conditions
- Open to anyone living in Australia (sorry everyone else).
- Make sure you use a real email address in your comments (or create a profile, which would be better)
- Email addresses and postal information will not be given out to anyone.
- We will email you for your post details if you are a winner.
- Competition closed December 28th 2009
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Star Trek movies next gen characters
Jean-luc Picard = Peter
William T Riker = Chris
Data = quagmire (sp?)
Geordi La Forge = Cleveland
Worf = Brian
Beverly Crusher = Lois
Deanna Troi = Meg
Q = Stewie (pretty sure not in movie but who cares)
Borg collective = Chicken
Indy movies
brian=indy
stewie=short round
lois=Marion
meg=Toht
Chris=Sallah
Herbert =Brody
quagmire=Belloq
Cool Shite the Movie
Peter=Quinny
Cleveland=bruce
Quagmire=Chris
Lois=Tiarne
meg=dion
chris=rhys
stewie=cthulhu
Firefly!
Mal – Peter
Jayne – Joe
Wash – Quagmire
Zoe – Louis (kind of a bit wrong seeing as Quagmire is Wash, but it could work out)
Inara – Meg (you could be ENDLESS jokes about Meg being a space-whore)
River – Stewie
Simon – Brian
Shepard Book – Cleveland
Kaylee – Bonnie
Hey hey hey, ok, if you didn't actually get it in my voicemail:
FAMILY GUYS takes on GOONIES: Goonies never say Family Guy!
Brian – Mike Walsh
Stuie – Brandan Walsh
Chris – Chunk
Mini Quagmire – Mouth
Meg – Data (Yes, she's playing an Asian Boy !!!!)
Guest Appearance of Jessica Rabbit as Andy and Betty Boop as Stef
Mexican Maid – Tricia Takanawa
Peter – Sloth
Louise – Mama Fratelli
Cleveland – Brother Fatelli 1
Quagmire – Brother Fatelli 2
I'm sure there are many other significant characters but i guess the most important one is OLD MAN as One-Eyed-Trouser-Snake-Willy, who is actually still alive and ends up getting off with Sloth
Posted on Behalf of the Newf:
Indy movies
Indy=brian
Short Round=stewie
Marion=lois
Henry Jones=mayor west
Marcus Brody=herbert
toht=meg
belloq=quagmire
sallah=peter
mutt=chris
Mola Ram=Joe
Willie Scott=loretta
Lao Che=cleveland
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Posted on Behalf of The Newf.
second comment was
cool shite the movie
Bruce=cleveland
Quinny=Peter
Chris=quagmire
Dion=meg
Rhys=chris
Tiarne=lois
and in response to that last one, Tiarne as Lois? Surely Trisha Takanawa!!!!!! LOL
Dr Horrible!
Peter – Dr Horrible
Lois – Penny
Quagmire – Captain Hammer
Gilbert Gottfried [horse from ep05x15 - Boys do Cry] – Bad Horse
Vaudeville pair + maybe some others – Bad Horse Chorus
The only problem is that I think Quagmire could also be hilarious as Moist, Dr Horrible's BFF!
X-MEN MOVIES
Peter = Cyclops
Lois = Jean Grey
Joe = Charles Xavier
Cleveland = Storm
Chris = Wolverine
Quagmire = Nightcrawler
Stewie = Magneto
Meg = Toad
lets try again….
Batman
Batman=Mayor West
Riddler=chris
Joker=evil monkey
Harley=lois
Dent=cleveland
penguin=peter
Alfred=Herbert
Scarecrow=meg
Bane=Joe
Mr Freeze=Stewie
ManBat=Brian
Ra's al Ghul=Quagmire
Ghostbusters
Venkman=Quagmire
Stantz=Peter
Spengler=Joe
Zeddemore=Cleveland
Dana Barrett=Bonnie
Louis Tully=Mort
Janine Melnitz=Lois
Walter Peck=Chris
Mayor Lenny=mayor west
Gozer=Stewie
Slimer =Brian
Zuul=Evil Monkey
Ghost Librarian=Meg
Star Trek TOS
Kirk=Quagmire
Spock=Brian
Chekov=Chris
Sulu=Evil Monkey
Scotty=Peter
KAHN!!!=Stewie
Uhura=Meg
McCoy= Joe
Saavik=Lois
The Simpsons
Homer=Peter
Marge=Lois
Bart=Chris
Lisa=Meg
Santa's little helper= Brian
Maggie=Stewie
Lenny=Quagmire
Carl=Cleveland
Barney=Joe
Thundercats
Lion-O=Quagmire
Tygra=Joe
cheetara=Lois
Panthro=Stewie
Mumm-ra=Meg
Snarf=Brian
Willykit=Evil Monkey
willykat=Chris
The Addams Family:
Gomez- Peter
Morticia- Lois
Pugsley- Chris
Wednesday- Meg
Thing- Stewie
Cousin It- Brian
Lurch- Quagmire
Uncle Fester- Cleveland
Stargate SG1
peter = Jack O'Neill
lois = Samantha Carter
stewie = Teal'c
brian = Daniel Jackson
megan = Vala Mal Doran
chris = Cameron Mitchell
cleveland = George Hammond
loretta = Janet Fraiser
glenn quagmire = Hank Landry
joe = Thor
bonnie = Adria
herbert = Bra' tac
Lord of the Rings: The fellowship of the ring
Frodo – Chris
Aragorn – Peter
Gandalf – Herbert (Creepy pedophile)
Lake monster from fellowship of ring – Meg
Samwise – Quagmire
Merry – Cleveland
Gimli – Joe
Legolas – Brian
Arwen – Lois
Boromir – Tom tucker
Sauron – Stewie
Elrond – Adam West
ok, lets give this a go….
TRON!!!!
Featuring-
Clu/Flynn- Brian- cause he's noble andnever gets a decent run in these things….
Tron/Alan- Peter- Cause he gets the girl and i wanna see him throw down on the light frisbee field
Dillinger/Sark- Stewie- cause it appears that he's always gonna be the bad guy
Laura/Yori- Lois- well, umm, cause she's a chick
Dumont- Herbert- cause he's like real old…and stuff
RAM- Chris- cause he's had it too good for too long
Crom- Quagmire- Giggity giggity light cycle
and finally-
Bit- Meg- and no-one would blame you….
Okay being an utter child of the 80s, , I would love to see a full homage to The Never Ending Story. Given that many of the characters in the book do not appear in the first film, or are variants of character in the film, let’s just focus on homage to the film version.
Main Characters:
Chris as Atreyu,
Peter as Bastian.
Brian as Falkor the Luckdragon.
Stewie (in drag) as The Childlike Empress.
Lois as The Oracle.